To: ‘THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS"

BOSQUE
DIVERSION
THE LOOP AND VOLCANO 

MALPAIS AND 
TRAMWAY                
BELEN AND PASEO 

CREST RD., 
PLACITAS 
THROUGH OAK FLAT WE GLIDE 

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE RIDES 

WHEN THE CHAIN BREAKS 
WHEN THE TUBE BLOWS 
WHEN THE SPOKE GOES PING

I SIMPLY REMEMBER TO PULL OUT MY PHONE 
AND HOPE SOMEONE HEARRRS 
      MY RING

To: LONELY GOAT HERDER:

HIGH ON A HILL LAYS A TON OF GOAT HEADS
LADY O DAH LADY O DAH LADIEE WHO
WAITING THERE TO PUNCTURE BIKE TREADS
LADY O DAH LADY O DAH LADIEEE WHO

FILL YOUR TIRES WITH TUBES OF SLIME
LADY O DAH LADY O DAH LADIEEE WHO
GOAT HEADS KNOW IT'S A WASTE OF TIME
LADY O DA LADY O DA LOOO

OH HO GOATHEADS HOW THEY LOVE YOU
OH HO GOATHEADS FOR YOUR BIKE
OH HO GOATHEADS HOW THEY LOVE YOU 
LADY OD DA LADY OH DA LOOO


SO YOU SAY, WELL LET'S GO TUBE--LESS
LADY OD AH LADY OD AH LADIEE WHO
HAVE A FLAT IT'S JUST A BIG MESS
LADY O DAH LADY O DAH LOOO
 
OH HO GOATHEADS HOW THEY LOVE YOU
OH HO GOATHEADS FOR YOUR BIKE
OH HO GOATHEADS HOW THEY LOVE YOU 
LADY OD DA LADY OH DA LOOO 

(ROGER) YOU DON'T BEAT GOAT HEADS
(WILL) NOT WITH METAL TREADS
(ROSALIE AND KAREN) YOU'LL FIND THEM IN YOUR BEDS
(GORDON) CAUSE
(GOING UP SCALE)
GOATHEADS . . .  JUST. . . LOVE . . .  YUUUUUUU

To: SONG EDELWEISS:

ONCE OR TWICE
IF YOU'RE NICE
"A" GROUP WILL LET YOU RIDE WITH THEM
GOING FAST
SLUG GROUP GETS PASSED
DRAFTING BEHIND IS A REAL GEM

SEE HOW THEY GO
ONLY FAST, NOT SLOW
SPEEDING WHEREVER THEY WANNA

THINKING THEIR GODS
LIKE KIDS IN HOT RODS
(SNOOTS IN THE AIR) "A" GROUP:         
            
                   SOME . . .  REAL . . .  PRIMA . . .  DONNAS 

To: SONG DO, RE, MI

       
DOUGH - WE NEED TO BUY A BIKE
RAY-Z OF SUN SO WE CAN RIDE
ME - I PUSH WITH NO ONE'S HELP
FAH-R WITHOUT A DOWNHILL GLIDE


SO -  YOU WANNA COME ALONG
LAH-TS OF MILES YOU'LL HAVE TO GO
T?, (GORDON) NO WE DRINK BEER!
AND--THAT'S-- WHY--WE--NEED--MORE--
DOUGH-DOUGH-DOUGH- DOUGH

AND--THAT'S-- WHY--WE--NEED--MORE------------–  DOUGH